Charisma is the key....

Oh my little friends, where to begin? You seek advice on attracting the opposite sex? While not revealing my personal secrets, after all, I could lose all my pug "play" I can give you a few hints with your match.com profile. First! No match.com! I recommend a much higher quality website where viewers can give you feedback and you can do the same. What is this wonderful site you ask? Why http://ratemypuppy.com of course! Second, your photo should be a full body shot, others want to see those beautiful teeth, those ears and those lovely hind legs. Oh yeah, and don't forget to include your tail in at least one picture, it is by far the most important part! Third, and last, do not bore readers with a long list of likes/dislikes, get to the point, let them know you're not wasting any time, that you'll go straight up and take a sniff, because the bottom line is, if they don't smell right, they're not worth your time! I hope that I have been of some help to you and your profile. Que tenga un buen dia!!

Sinceramente,
El Pug de Amor